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Someone Made An “Unspirational” Instagram Account For People Who Hate Inspirational Quotes, And It’s Hilarious (New Pics)

Sometimes we need a little pick me up when life has dealt us a difficult hand and inspirational quotes are a great way to do that. They are so uplifting they sound like they came straight from your parent’s mouth, ‘you’re special’ or ‘you can do anything if you put your mind to it,’ and let’s not forget ‘when life gives you lemons make lemonade.’ Well for all the realists out there who are tired of too much sugar in their lemonade, the ‘Uninspirational’ Instagram account is back with more uninspiring quotes.

Be forewarned these hilarious quotes are not here to make you feel like a special unique snowflake, they are here to remind you that if at first you don’t succeed, you should probably give up; and that staying in bed is always the best decision. Scroll down for a healthy serving of sugar-free, sarcastic and hilarious helping of quotes!

BELIEVE IN NOTHING!!!

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It’s never too late to give up!

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sweet dreams

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no. seriously. it’s never gonna happen. give up

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at least in bed nothing can go wrong

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please go outside if you want to eat

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life lessons from

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have fun with that!

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Dream big!!!

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double standards

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everything ends badly!!!

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weekends

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wisdom from

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2017

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totally how I feel today

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life goals from

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I REGRET ALL THE DESSERTS BUT I WILL DO IT AGAIN ANYWAY

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being a dog is hard

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have big goals and make them come true

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Sundays are for staying in bed

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This remains true forever

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2017 in a nutshell

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It is enough now

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FREE THE NIPPLE END THE VIBES

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There are plenty of fish in the Shitty Shitty Sea

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make mistakes on the weekend so you have a couple days to clean up your mess

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we are all VERY concerned about you

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PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE.

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hate to break it to ya 😛😛😛

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Too real? (

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stand up for the environment

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tag someone who has shitty taste

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Have a great weak

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Start the day right!

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SHRUG

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🎶🎶🎶happiness is a diseaseeeeeee 🎶🎶🎶

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Only 3 more years until it’s finally the weekend

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Sundays are great for breaking up with someone

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GIVE ME NAPS OR GIVE ME DEATH

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you can never lose yourself, unfortunately

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it’s just math

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👏👏👏👏

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do some dating this weekend

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HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY

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yes. this is about you

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this is all a losing game

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Your stupid

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this is an excerpt from our book “You’re Not That Great,” by

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Just don’t do it

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it’s nice to have time alone

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punctuation matters

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toooooooo true

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Tag a friend you hate ! 😏

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Pretending to have fun is worse than not having any fun at all

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is it over yet?

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workout Wednesday

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Almost every day

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how about trying this new method!????

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please do not do this to me

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Thank god for long weekends

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aaaaaand I’m reaaaaally good at it

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Here’s some motivation for ya

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Happy 4th of July!!!

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This is how I feel when my alarm goes off on a Monday

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But you’re not, so I don’t

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VERY LOUD and VERY ANNOYING

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And tonight I’m going to eat my friends

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ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN

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please keep it down until at least tomorrow

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I’m an optimist

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don’t wake me up until Monday

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because let’s face it, they’re probably not

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friendly reminder

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every. damn. night

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Try it sometime!!!

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cc: Tim Cook

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get your winter bodies ready

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good news for people who like bad news?

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Happy Halloween

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lesson of the day

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SUNDAYSSSSSSSSS

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The night is young! Get to complainin’!!!

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Learn from the past

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It goes both ways, baby

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I’ll get back at you soon with a better answer ttyl

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ATTENTION FRIENDS: today is

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THIS IS TRUE FREEDOM

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Always plan ahead

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you said ANYONE

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AT LEAST…..

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this is the only way many of us are ever going to find happiness

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it’s ALWAYS time to go to bed

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Mondays are like assholes: I don’t want it anywhere near me

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our morning prayer

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Tuesday is somehow even more exhausting than Monday sometimes

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Psychical fitness is important

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If you don’t have anything nice to say, shove a sock in your mouthhole

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you think you’re good at sex but you’re probably not

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have a great weekend!!!

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by sometimes, I mean every damn day

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SO SO SO FUCKING JEALOUS

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weekends are for over-eating

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Literally. Nothing. Matters.

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